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Rules Demotivational Poster

RULE #4 -

TAGS: daughter dating father rules
Rating: 4.75/5

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thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:22 pm
the notches in the chokes is a Browning thing, so i`d guess its a Browning...
dragonjimm - May 11, 2012, 8:19 pm
note the chokes in the end. denotes a quality sporting gun.the guy probably shoots skeet, so running wont help.
GaryO - May 11, 2012, 9:24 am
I agree, spy, but if the ol’ man is anything like I was, he’s got his foot on the lad’s neck, giving it the appearance of a side by side. Either way, it’s a convincing tool. 5L for the memories, Bruzilla. Cheers.
spypengen - May 11, 2012, 8:25 am
side by side configuration looks better than the over under configuration above but 5L anyway
SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 8:17 pm
5L for wholehearted approval. I have a pretty daughter. And a 12 gauge.

HOW TO ENJOY A FINE WINE - 1) Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. 2) If it does not look like it's breathing, give it mouth to mouth.

WEARING THE PANTS - I do what i want, how i want and when i want to do it. As long as i ask my wife first.

TAGS: rules wife when what why
Rating: 4.55/5

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house - October 23, 2011, 12:55 am
Oh, I'm here V. Its just I don't have much worth saying ATM.......but be patient, I'll hit my straps again (when she gives me 5 minutes peace!!)
Verdeckt - October 22, 2011, 2:12 am
Speaking of which, where is House? Bwahahaha

HELPING EACH OTHER OUT - any way we can

TAGS: david thorne rules
Rating: 4.89/5

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joshuas193 - February 22, 2013, 4:40 am
This is one of the funniest things ever!! My sides hurt from laughing.
Zreiser - February 17, 2011, 1:44 am
Normally, I skip past extra long posters, but this is AMAZINGLY FUNNY!! This is sooo great, I actually read it to several people.
CoolioIndeed - February 16, 2011, 8:59 pm
Airman, you put too much WIN in this poster, for my sides have split open. 5 Kitty's
autumnspirit - February 16, 2011, 5:56 pm
ROFLMFAO This is the best!
TheOne - February 16, 2011, 4:16 pm
Zook - August 31, 2010, 5:14 pm
this poster is just epic
Raf82 - August 25, 2010, 1:49 pm
ROFL LMAO Funniest poster ever!
Dangle - August 12, 2010, 9:15 am
BWAHAHAHA 5 lost kitties!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2010, 11:51 am
AAlso....CCarots AAre GGood for DDigestion
Sean - August 11, 2010, 11:34 am
Welcome to the interwebbernet, RRDD, where your newly overcome ignorance becomes the measure of all things.
Airman - August 11, 2010, 10:44 am
Oh RRay.. tthat is wwhy it ssays David Thorne in tthe ttags.. we all know who he is.
RRaymonDD - August 11, 2010, 4:41 am
For the people that think this was funny, David Thorne, the author of this joke has many more over here: http://27bslash6.com/
Sean - August 10, 2010, 4:45 pm
Wow, I can be such a jerk sometimes, but not this time. Yerrrr welcome! What kinda name is Missy, anyways? No wonder she ran away and won't come back. Hope she hasn't done herself an injury outta sheer nominal dispair.
thatonechick - August 10, 2010, 4:17 pm
That's totally my real phone number, too.
tryal - August 10, 2010, 3:49 pm
anyone called the # yet?
spacedog - August 10, 2010, 3:06 pm
Totally f'ing hilarious Airman. 5L
just me - August 10, 2010, 2:27 pm
WOW that is funny! I have been on both sides of that discussion with people before!
Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 2:10 pm
ROR! That is amsome


TAGS: toddler rules
Rating: 4.83/5

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DonnieBluesky - January 29, 2013, 5:23 pm
If only we could enforce these rules on women. You know, cause some are...unfaithful? Hmm?
Bolverk3778 - September 29, 2012, 1:14 pm
Applies to most adults to especially if they are in 'Business' middle management!!

THE RULES - Are set up so a man can never win. Which is the way it should be.


TAGS: gun rules
Rating: 4.68/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - May 11, 2013, 12:10 am
Five stars for the AMT Hardballer.
ICEMAN - May 7, 2011, 1:00 am
Been there... Done that... :
Reality Lord - May 5, 2011, 6:23 pm

yup...that5 about right.


TAGS: poster rules write good
Rating: 4.97/5

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house - July 13, 2011, 5:42 pm
5L V, thats gold
mariand - July 13, 2011, 4:43 pm
hahaha... this is a test? LOL
roostertree - July 12, 2011, 11:32 pm
No OP doesn't mean that. "How to Write Good" is already incorrect (the correct way would be "How to Write Well").
ICEMAN - July 9, 2011, 12:12 am
Don't you mean "How to Write More Gooder"?

Guilty By Suspicion -

TAGS: grammer english rules suspect comfort
Rating: 4.86/5

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premiumgrade - March 22, 2015, 11:29 pm
Beautiful, and CLEVER. 5L, for sure.
Greybeard - June 16, 2014, 3:57 am
;) Thank you.
MissPriss - June 16, 2014, 3:51 am
Certinly a 5L repli I'm gonna start usin'. Thanx Gray!
Greybeard - June 15, 2014, 11:21 pm
Thank you :)
chickenlittle - June 15, 2014, 10:13 am
that's hilarious! :D
Greybeard - June 15, 2014, 4:13 am
Thank you :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2014, 12:25 am

THREE RULES OF GETTING OLDER - Never pass a bathroom, don't waste a hard-on and never trust a fart

TAGS: three rules getting older
Rating: 4.65/5

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maoworks2 - April 20, 2012, 12:48 pm
That's For Sure.
Airman - July 22, 2011, 12:56 pm
you may joke, but These are real rules

BRO CODE - ARTICLE 72 A Bro never spell-checks. (we have grammar Nazi's for that)

TAGS: bro spell stupid rules lazy
Rating: 4.19/5

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mariand - November 26, 2011, 2:10 pm


TAGS: flying rules
Rating: 4.75/5

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ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 7:58 pm
Not to mention other aircraft.
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 4:49 pm


TAGS: h** pockets jim gaffigan rules
Rating: 3.6/5

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WTFO - October 16, 2009, 11:56 pm
I was listening to that bit this morning on the way to work. *sings* h** POCKET! 5 lions
Jmac0585 - October 16, 2009, 5:22 pm
search mayor mccheese.
Todd M. - October 16, 2009, 5:19 pm
Anything that has to do with Jim Gaffigan gets 5 Lions imo.

BOAT RACING - Rule 22.1.c states: In the event of a competitor's boat being disabled, the competitor is able to complete the event on foot.

TAGS: boat racing rules running on water
Rating: 4.53/5

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dootndo2 - October 9, 2011, 11:14 pm
Love it. Hearing Popeye singing his scat music in my head as I watch this. Toot Toot!
Donkasaurus - May 10, 2010, 3:04 pm
Look how fast he's going! He's running so fast the wake behind him is bigger than the other boats!
Faceplant31 - May 10, 2010, 10:00 am
NIce a different approach than the usual hey look Jesus had to pee during a boat race. 5L from me Hal

AIRCRAFT RULES - Somewhere in the top 10... "When landing, it's wheel side down."

TAGS: aircraft rules landing
Rating: 4.82/5

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GySgt1811 - April 21, 2011, 4:32 pm
OK, "G", whatta we up to? 3? Let's make it No. 3.
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 3:26 pm
How about picking a rule number for this one Gunny - I have a feelin' there's more out there...
Sean - April 21, 2011, 2:29 pm
Provided of course that we are talking about a rental.
GySgt1811 - April 21, 2011, 2:03 pm
As far as rules go...I'm sure Airman would agree, any landing you can walk away from is a good landing.
GySgt1811 - April 21, 2011, 2:01 pm
...And the point is?
Master - April 21, 2011, 1:59 pm
This seems to be "a good example of a bad example" of airplane handling. The rule is good, for safety, in real life, but note the beautiful scenery! This is a special Burning Man "art piece"!
Airman - April 21, 2011, 12:50 pm
think of it as a guideline
Sean - April 21, 2011, 12:16 pm
I'm not a pilot -- I don't even play one on TV -- so hum, is this s rule or merely a recommendation?
Airman - April 21, 2011, 12:12 pm
that is a good rule gunny


TAGS: rules
Rating: 4.58/5

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ughomer - January 4, 2013, 4:22 pm
Thank you silver!!
Silverheart - January 4, 2013, 3:14 pm
Love the pic, and the text is really good, too. 5 pin up Lions

RULES TO THE INTERNET - Follow them... Or they will get you.... They never forget.

TAGS: rules internet
Rating: 2.94/5

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Insaniac - January 1, 2010, 8:13 pm
Well, it's not really funny, but it's the first Motifake explaining that "rule 34" stuff. This one is like... 87 percent crap, 8 percent sad truth (more or less) and 5 percent "I don't wanna know it."... All in all, rule 36.
rerun - January 1, 2010, 11:05 am

cannot believe I took time to read this
Insaniac - January 1, 2010, 11:02 am
The most important ones: 36 and 42!


TAGS: speed keanu rules shoot through
Rating: 4.25/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 12, 2014, 10:16 pm
The Ding Chavez rule, if you can't hit the target, let Weber take the sh**. The man can hit a penny from a half mile.


TAGS: aviation rules
Rating: 4.91/5

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Greeny - April 22, 2011, 1:14 pm
Do or die!
Sean - April 22, 2011, 1:02 pm
"there aren't many" I mean
Sean - April 22, 2011, 1:01 pm
That should say "there aren't many..."
Sean - April 22, 2011, 12:43 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooo you have the tact of a world class hostage negotiator. Hell if ever I'm abducted, the moment it stops being fun, I hope yer there to secure my release, uhmmm change that to freedom.
Sean - April 22, 2011, 12:15 pm
The other day I googled "electric strawberry" so in this day and age there aren't insider comments left to be made.
Sean - April 22, 2011, 12:12 pm
Hey, thanks, man. And Greeny too. Take it easy.
GySgt1811 - April 22, 2011, 11:48 am
And, Oh, Greeny.; BTW, "Semper Fi."
GySgt1811 - April 22, 2011, 11:45 am
"Suck" aka "The Crotch," "The Green Machine," "University of Science, Music and Culture," "Uncle Sam's Misguided Children," U Suck My C...(well you get the idea); and so on, ad infinitum, ad nauseaum.
GySgt1811 - April 22, 2011, 11:40 am
Opps! I always thought the G stood for Gonorrhea! Oh well. Silly me. BTW, Sean, you are neither a** nor doucher; but a highly competent, inspiring and respected motifake-ician. Ma hero!
Greeny - April 22, 2011, 6:09 am
Sorry, insider comment... Gunnery Sergeant, Marine enlisted rank E7 is often referred to as 'Gunny' by others who have been in the Corps, which is also affectionately called the 'Suck' for many joyous reasons
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:31 pm
Ok I understand the first for words of that seven word sentence.
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 11:28 pm
Gy is for 'Gunny' in the suck
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:22 pm
If I had any class at all I woulda just sent our esteemed colleague a PM. I'm an a**. But NOT a massive douchebag. Ya hear me?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 21, 2011, 11:11 pm
I think it means "Gunnery"....but there's nothing wrong with that. (or that other thing you were thinking)
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:06 pm
Uhm, Sarge, what does the "Gy" stand for? I'm a confirmed civilian and presumed coward. My country's JAG turned me down way back when, citing something they called "standards." Sheesh.
GySgt1811 - April 21, 2011, 11:00 pm
And Rule No. 7 was WAY too esoteric. I quess there are only two instrument-rated on the site.
marlygirl - April 21, 2011, 10:25 pm
sa-weeet 5L
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 10:17 pm
Evidently Rule No. 6 was about bombing


TAGS: flying rules
Rating: 4.83/5

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Master - April 24, 2011, 4:38 pm
Looking for the car, I got one of those "lock-up" shopping carts. I literally shoved it across the parking lot. It did make noise, and leave a trail on the asphalt, but no one had any comments about the process... :-) I was sore, later, but I got My way!


REALIZATION - That all those rules we fought so hard... Are probably the reason we're still alive

WHAT AN IDIOT - He left his shoes on

TAGS: obey the rules
Rating: 4.17/5

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GreyScorpion - February 9, 2010, 12:53 pm
LOL!! 5L


TAGS: different species different rules
Rating: 4/5

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Me_ - January 4, 2010, 4:37 pm
That is why there are Irish sunglasses and more than on e way to skin a cat.
BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 3:07 pm
sickartist is on roll...ditto on the rerun comment
rerun - January 3, 2010, 12:35 pm

so very true


TAGS: rules to live by
Rating: 4.52/5

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PUNK RAT - No rules just kick ass rock !


TAGS: kids rules
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:22 am
Hun...you can remember that far back? Impressive! Aww ya know I'm just kidding and/or trying to piss ya off...bahaha...but thanks for the 5L gary! Luvs ya, huggy huggy...kiss kiss.
GaryO - March 17, 2013, 9:09 pm
been there 5L

DAD'S RULES - Rule #2: If you panic, Don't puke.

TAGS: panic rules
Rating: 4/5

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falloutghoul - January 10, 2013, 10:21 pm
Rule #3: If you DO puke, then clean it up.

RULE AROUND MY HOUSE - As long as one person LAUGHS.... ITS FUNNY.

TAGS: house rules comedy house fire
Rating: 3.8/5

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CANADA - March 25, 2010, 5:14 pm
lol, nice poster
Derek - March 25, 2010, 4:55 pm
Unlike here - unless it's the moderator ;})


TAGS: hun rules pillage then burn
Rating: 3.88/5

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Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 4:45 pm
Who say Hagar the Horrible has all the answers...or that dreadful Conan O'brien.
Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 4:43 pm
An important lesson for young barbarians everywhere. 5/5


TAGS: rules
Rating: 4.23/5

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LavaLancer - July 6, 2011, 5:40 pm
You can't win because they know how to spell because.
Demo33 - June 9, 2011, 9:46 am
Wrong! I got my fathers .357 and and plugged the ****s. I think I won.


YOUR FIRST HOCKEY GAME - You'll never be the same again

TAGS: live hockey rules
Rating: 4.63/5

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agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 9:02 pm
You never forget your first look at the 5 hole.
pieman - July 28, 2010, 2:56 pm
Ahh. There's Jr. Trying for the 5 hole. He makes me so proud. 5L


TAGS: ironic gun and smoking lobbies rules
Rating: 4.22/5

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sickartist - March 30, 2010, 6:58 pm
Naw Ice. It's legal unles the bar-owner posts no guns at the door.
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 6:50 pm
Why the hell does anyone need a gun in a bar? Fight like men, for f***'s sake.
ICEMAN - March 30, 2010, 6:45 pm
Hey Sick, when did they change the law? Last I heard bars were still off limits here.
Jmac0585 - March 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
That is because AZ is pragmatic. In other words, they rule.

PUB WISDOM - "If a girl can explain the offside rule, she is not a she"

LOOK FOR MY SIGN - I'll Always Be Close By When You Need Me

TAGS: batman rules
Rating: 3/5

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robbidos - November 11, 2012, 12:10 pm
Beware the flying rabbit! lol
Derek - July 18, 2010, 5:35 pm
Great picture - it's really hard to a good sparkler picture like this.

RULES - This One Going To Be Rejected Too?

TAGS: rejected motifake facepalm sigh rules
Rating: 2.5/5

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rerun - August 10, 2010, 9:34 pm

Zack - check your PM's please



The Clubhouse -

TAGS: golf rules clubhouse twisted words
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 11:46 am
Thanks for the lions and throwing me under the bus to boot. You sent me the original footage!
JesusWept - April 12, 2014, 7:14 am
Hmm. MissP seems to know a lot about male urination procedure. 5 hidden webcams from me ;)


TAGS: egotistical lazy rules
Rating: 4.14/5

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BuggattEH - June 27, 2011, 1:45 pm
Viva la revol*burp*ving room.

WAL-MART - Putting dumbasses and stupid people together since 1962


TAGS: the onion rules
Rating: 4.81/5

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NATIONAL FLAGS - Some Are Pretty Cool And Then Some Have Snakes Carrying Knives

TAGS: strongbadia flag rules
Rating: 3.11/5

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Sidereal - January 28, 2010, 7:33 am
Ah Strongbadia, land of my father

DROP OUT NOW - And Conquer The World Like You Were Meant To Do

TAGS: khan rules
Rating: 3/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 26, 2013, 6:11 pm
And look at Bu5h; High School + College... Biggest joke in history, lol

Captain Teague -

Science -


Strict Rules for Independence Day -

TAGS: rules rules
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 3, 2013, 1:54 am
Wow! Is that like a Nazi's park or 5omething? D@mn, it should read "STAY OFF THE GR@SS 'YER, WHIPPER SNAPPERS!"
motifayk - July 7, 2013, 12:50 pm
Its all in the timing homer and your timing is way better. I 5Led just for the same picture. :) Cheers.
ughomer - July 6, 2013, 7:44 am
Boy - is Ughomer a dope! The same image was posted by motifayk on June 23. Terribly sorry M-fayk - I've been away for awhile. That's still no excuse!
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 4:00 pm
Sounds like a 5L time was had by all...payeah!

RULE 10 -

TAGS: aviation rules
Rating: 4.71/5

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GySgt1811 - April 22, 2011, 11:27 am
Ah, thanks, Airman. An ol' J3 got my cherry years ago. Only 'plane I know that to land you just line up the runway, chop the throttle, and take your hands off of the stick. Mr. Piper does the rest.


Owned -


HE GAVE IT HIS BEST SHOT - and came oh so close

TAGS: 70 s music rules
Rating: 4.15/5

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TAGS: caps lock forum rules
Rating: 4.07/5

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jackripper - August 20, 2010, 12:44 pm
Cloudchaser - August 11, 2010, 9:36 am



MORE UNWRITTEN RULES - As an addendum to poster #66651.

TAGS: fail owned rules timmy jerk anonymous loser guidelines
Rating: 3.86/5

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spacedog - October 29, 2010, 11:47 pm
The sequel is good too.
MO - April 21, 2010, 3:20 pm
Part deux.
omnia - November 15, 2009, 5:53 am
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 9:58 am
rules are made to be broken.....by greybeards and mods. Also you spelled greybeard wrong!
omnia - November 14, 2009, 9:27 am
to bad most people don't follow these rules. even the greyboeards and mods ignore rule 2. (i can be a bit of a rule nazi somethimes)
MO - November 1, 2009, 8:17 pm
Read these as well plant. So next time someone criticizes one of your crappy posters don't go bombing their entire collection 10 minutes later. It's pretty obvious.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 3:05 pm
lol I've broken the tags rule several times. It just never occurs to me when posting. This is so informative, and life changing. 5/5
BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 6:58 pm
words to live by...thanks again for the addendum to the original great poster Jmac
RON - September 18, 2009, 6:49 pm
thanks Mr. Jmac0585.
CANADA - September 18, 2009, 6:38 pm
post this one on the home page along with the other




TAGS: rules grand mother pubic hair
Rating: 3.59/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 2:07 pm
man, didn't even see the pubes on the floor till I read the other comment. Thanks, I'ma gonna go puke now. :)
RONSART - September 4, 2009, 1:01 pm
THIS IS THE ONE TO VOTE ON...sorry again for mix-ups...and com’ on...this is funny.


TAGS: rules sage greybeards
Rating: 3.5/5

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LD0ne - June 10, 2010, 9:05 am
he who is sinless casts the first stone
aesop's folly - January 6, 2010, 4:13 pm
Hit him with bigger stones

IRONY - When "what actually works" doesn't work

LATEST COMMENTS - Driving the unprepared and the Timmys to their Internet Happy Boxes faster than they can blink!

SERIOUS COW - Motifake Celebrity Getting ready for her close-up!

TAGS: serious cow rules
Rating: 2.93/5

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Mark - May 20, 2009, 11:20 pm
Three cheers for Serious Cow! Moo Moo Hooray, Moo Moo Hooray, Moo Moo Hooray!


MOTIFAKE - When I Learned That They Had Rules, I Was Suprised

TAGS: rules
Rating: 2.83/5

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jeffhardy25 - November 11, 2011, 12:17 am
Yeah, but im still kind of a no0b at the art of motifake
Derek - November 9, 2011, 10:25 pm
Lots of rules, the most important of which is that it's the sort of thing the greybeards like.

DECISIONS - Because some questions don't deserve an answer.

"COURTESY" - These are the rules, in bold, and underlined, with exclamation points.

TAGS: rules courtesy bold underline exclamation
Rating: 1.67/5

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Fatt Matt - December 2, 2009, 12:13 pm
What is this crap?